{"product_id":"b0f1h9zfdf","title":"Funny Scented Candle – Sophisticated AF Lavender Candle – Gag Gift for Men, Women, Roommates, Coworkers – Housewarming, New Home, New Apartment, Dorm – 7oz Hand-Poured Soy Wax","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eAbout This\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🕯️ CHAOS NEVER SMELLED SO CLEAN: This candle is the perfect combo of “fancy hotel vibes” and “bad idea energy.” Lavender blends for a bold scent that feels rich but slightly untrustworthy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 GIFTS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY: Perfect for birthdays, new apartments, barracks drops, or passive-aggressive gifts. If they like luxury and sarcasm, they’ll light this immediately.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏠 NEW PLACE, NEW VIBES, NEW LAUGHS: First apartment? Dorm room? New Home, Just PCS’d? Light this bad boy and claim the air. It’s the ultimate scent of independence (and maybe poor choices).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔥 BUILT DIFFERENT (AND HAND-POURED): 100% soy wax, 7oz of chaos, and a cotton wick. Clean burn, small batch, big attitude.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📦 SOPHISTICATED AF COLLECTION: Our label hints at “lavender \u0026amp; bad decisions.” The jar says “I have my life together.” The burn says “you absolutely do not.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eOverview\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand : SYDORI\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor : White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct Dimensions : 3.5\"W x 2.8\"H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eItem Weight : 12.8 ounces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNumber of Items : 1\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScent : Lavender\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre Batteries Included : No\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndoor\/Outdoor Usage : Indoor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpecific Uses For Product : Relaxation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial : Soy Wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Ember Nest Living","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47965494870257,"sku":"B0F1H9ZFDF","price":27.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/9566\/1809\/files\/71VHVW-51GL._AC_SX679.jpg?v=1774768213","url":"https:\/\/embernestliving.com\/products\/b0f1h9zfdf","provider":"Ember Nest Living","version":"1.0","type":"link"}